Give it to JJ WATT

7 hours and no one got the reference to Shylock. OR ALTERNATIVELY, YOU UNREAD FUCKWITS, A CHARACTER IN SHAKESPEARE’S THE MERCHANT OF VENICE.

Excellent point.

Hey, vaping is a good alternative to smoking. I’ll take my chances on the yet unproven calamities that may or may not await my lungs.

DOUBLING DOWN! THE STUGOTZ IS STRONG IN YOU!

You need deodorant. I need it. You wife and my gf may not. But you need it. So do I.

Holy shit, your smugness will be met with facts and you will feel shame.

I know. I was fine with drinking and driving and then Uber came along and took my excuse away. Errr, bad example. You’d get it if you lived in Dallas. You basically can’t get a DUI unless you’re black or Hispanic.

Amazon will buy it. Then you suckers will be drinking PRIME JUICE and none the wiser.

Okay. That’s smug and condescending and rude. I saw the word hostile and imagined far worse. Not to excuse - I don’t think I’ve had service that bad at a sit down restaurant. But def hostile in the are you always like this or did I warrant some special, miserable treatment?

$20 off a hundred dollar tab is pretty decent money for a table of two on a date or four with a family. That’s one hour of service, give or take, and the server is running other tables, who let’s say are only having some split meals and non-alcoholic beverages. So you got four tables - $5, $10, and $15 on the tip to…

Tell me more about actively hostile service. It intrigues me as a diner and former service industry employee.

Yes.

I’m still watching. September 10. NY v. Dal - collision course!

This is smart. I learned something.

I, too, read most of the end notes of Infinite Jest. jk. Tennis is such a hard game to reach that mental level. Your game has to reach a consistent level such that you can register when to hit it into the empty court. And then not have that ‘oh fuck’ moment when the ball veers out of bounds or back into your…

Josh Brown

FUCK THE HATERZ GO COWBOYZ! WOOO RIDE OR DIE, 400 CARRIES THIS YEAR BABY!

Unless they’re like the Green Bay Packers, and everyone owns a share!