That fact doesn’t make him the popular choice. That makes him the choice that was gerrymandered in. As a republican, I know this as fact. Why don’t you?

Before:

Yeah, that electoral college is shit, ain’t it?

All you and your administration had to do was act Presidential for one fucking day. One day, on YOUR Inauguration day, and you couldn’t even pull that off.....but at least you and the First Lady covered it up really well by showing how overwhelmingly happy you both were.  

We did vote. The majority of voters didn’t want him.

It’s probably safe to say that Trump’s brain truly thinks it saw 1.5 million people out there.

He represents the majority of the country

The logic you had to employ to pretend that he represents the majority of the country is quite astounding.

Punching Nazis shouldn’t be illegal. It’s a goddamn American pastime, ffs.

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Ok hear me out in this shit ok? Remember those vevuzela horns from the olympics a few years back? Picture ‘this we air drop a shit ton of those into an area where apes live and then hide cameras to film the outcome

DAMN YOU GOT HOOKED UP IN 2015! I payed $540 on secondary market because I was CAUGHT UP IN THE FUCKIN MOMENT MANNNNN.

While it’s cool and all to see Lacob “disrupt” the construction industry by hiring those Filipino “Thriller” inmates(cheap labor and reduced recidivism!!!), he doesn’t nearly have the choreography chops of a prison warden. 2/5 stars.

Championship year I went to the Finals for like $230 each from the box office. Good seats too. The Mark Jackson years, upper midcourts were like $40-60, depending on the team. Last year and this year though? You’re not wrong. I miss getting Dubs/Raptors for $5. I don’t miss rooting for Cherokee Parks and Corey…

No, Jed is way beyond incompetent. He’s an entitled brat who kind of epitomizes the “born on third base and thinks he hit a triple.” It’s not just the incompetence with which he’s run the Niners (into the ground), it’s the attitude that goes with it.

Stan Kroenke, separating his scalp from that wig would be priceless.

When Maureen Dowd asked Peter Thiel why Cirque de Soleil performers had been hired to build the new arena, he replied dryly, “I would ask you, why wouldn’t they build the arena? We need to move past this ancient idea that buildings should be built by people who know how to build buildings. Let acrobats take a stab at…

Snyder’s too easy, so I’ll do Dan Gilbert. Predatory lending and the comic sans screed beat the pants off this holier-than-thou Silicon Valley BS.

Those of us who remember Chris Cohan suffer through this shit gladly. It’s embarrassing and bogus and fart huffing but the old status quo was just so much worse.

My face is burning with embarrassment just watching those clips. I would have literally died of embarrassment if I was sitting in that audience in a suit.