I love watching you gun nuts get all defensive when I point out that you are the root of the problem.

Oh, look. You’re back. And still making every tragedy all about you with your witless, dead horse of a meme.

And the cocksucker adult who didn’t lock up his damn gun.

I’m so sorry we failed you, sweet boy.

your dead kids don’t trump my Constitutional rights.

And teacher’s unions are being disbanded while police unions are protecting killers of children.

Meanwhile cops get hailed as heroes and teachers get shit on as lazy and incompetent.

“My right to own a gun is more important than the lives of your children. My right to own a gun is more important than the lives of your children. My right to own a gun is more important than the lives of your children. My right to own a gun is more important than the lives of your children. My right to own a gun is…

This is what I am reminded of every time this happens. This is it right here. My right to own a gun is more important than the lives of your children.

People who shit all over teachers should keep educators like Meghan Hollingsworth in mind. Being shot in the shoulder is fucking serious and that she kept herself together to try to help the boy is *nothing* like what she was trained to do. It’s just the common personality trait of people who want to teach in today’s…

Speaking of cool Seahawks FBs, the two coolest names in Fullbackery are Mack Strong:

Best part of this is he used to be a defensive tackle for the 49ers.

BLTs > CTEs

Blount isn’t a fatty. However, blunts are sometimes called “fatties”. I think that’s where you got confused.

But Ironhead..what’s with that thingy?

This is good.

Would you settle for a full back? There was a good play last night where two Cowboys defenders tried to tackle this guy. He got shoved out of bounds and laughed at their puny sculpted frames. I think he’s like 290

I knew Karlos Williams had a lot of free time these days, but I didn’t realize he had become a Deadspin contributor.