See also: Kansas, Oklahoma

Wow. If voodoo economics can’t work in Louisiana...

I just want all of my government services I’ve been promised, but to keep my entire paycheck. Is that so much to ask?!

Who would’ve thought, states that continuously cut taxes run out of money?

Lots of people of avoid sex with people of the opposite sex...

They should animate this so when they score, the penis horns get hard

Fallopian tubes FTW!

Thats actually a vagina.

That thing is probably more distracting than the typical students or fans that would be there.

if he was a gold box deal i’m sure shepp mcallister would buy two of him.

Hunter S Thompson doesn’t have a corpse.

“Fuck you, Jack, I got mine” isn’t the viable political philosophy these jags think it is.

I assumed he was an Aaron Burr guy since he had the better shot.

“his wifes”

He also doesn’t have to answer for it because he has so successfully sold the press and public on his bullshit “aw shucks” image. Tom Brady should take heed. Americans are *desperate* to believe that people who are good at sports are also good people (well white athletes anyhow). You could get away with murder, actual…

What if he did? Well, those things were actual steroids, and as best anybody can tell HGH doesn’t do shit to enhance athletic performance. But he benefitted more from that brace on his elbow than the drugs anyway, and people hate him more for the lying about it than whatever he did or didn’t do.

Ah yes, shall we just return to the mashed potato and twist to satisfy your generational needs?

I’m a UCLA grad with a 10 year old daughter who’s an aspiring gymnast (casual fun kind, not the go live with your coach in another state kind). This is awesome and I encourage anyone who’s interested to go check out a UCLA meet, especially if you have kids. It’s super fun and the tickets are like $10. Plus it shatters…