Once you’re a dad you realize just how comfortable socks and sandals are and how functional a fanny pack really is and you give zero fucks. It’s one of the best parts about being a dad.

Best. Contract. Ever.

Those things have excellent resale value, it’s basically a Mets-approved investment plan.

Wife does this with the eggs all the time and it kills me... get the pan up to heat first and don’t over-fuck with the eggs and next to nothing will be stuck to the pan when done. And since we are on the subject of breakfast, there is no better cooking utensil for home fries or hash browns!

Wife does this with the eggs all the time and it kills me... get the pan up to heat first and don’t over-fuck with…

Clean it good. Oil it up and heat it on stove.

Clean it good. Oil it up and heat it on stove.

They are only a nightmare to clean if you allow idiots to use them. NO ONE TOUCHES MY CAST IRON DAMMIT!

They are only a nightmare to clean if you allow idiots to use them. NO ONE TOUCHES MY CAST IRON DAMMIT!

Analogies tend to be difficult for raging idiots like Jabro.

Thanks for outing yourself, dickhead.

I mean, it’s a little harsh but the truth is there is an analogous line that you can draw between those statements. “I don’t want to do/sound/be like this thing BUT I’m going to do/sound/be like this thing.”

And look, it certainly wasn’t just directed at you - that shit comment is all over this thread. Your point,…

Yeah, I wrestled since I could walk, growing up in Iowa. Most the wrestlers I know do it for exactly that reason, the challenge.

On the other hand, his opponent had the lower body strength of a 145 pounder. You know, like a full able-bodied person does.

I’m sure some giant dickhead will try; are you that guy?

Bay Area doing work.

Is my true love a goat? Then, maybe.

I can only speak from my experience but the pain was minimal to nonexistent. I kinda milked it for a weekend just to get a break from my rambunctious kids but that was it. No pain meds were prescribed.

I’m sure it’s been said elsewhere but dudes need to stop being wimps and get vasectomies. It’s a 1-2hr outpatient procedure. I’m in the pro-choice camp but I’m also in the your-wife-did-the-heavy-lifting-now-go-get-fucking-snipped camp even more so. No hormones required. Bonus, the sex is bomb after healing up.

And one more for good measure, Taj doing Johnny Too Bad.

Whiskey!

I don’t hate Teigen for her body, in fact, I don’t really care what she looks like. I hate her because her and her stupid ass husband push their stupid ass charter schools.