The criminally underappreciated Chubb Rock.

Hey, thanks for chiming in and confirming my point about Boston fans! Turns out, Yankees fans were right all along.

They are probably tied for second with Cards fans - and I say this as a Cards fan. Boston fans take the cake, then fist the cake.

But he’s already been signed...

Deschutes all day. We can still be friends after all. You a PSU alumn too?

You make good points about the list. I love root beer. My friends know this, so I have had more of this alcoholic garbage dropped off at my house in the last year than I care to remember. And I’ve given several of the brands second chances, hoping I was wrong. Nope, I haven’t made it through a bottle of this trash…

Well, are we talking about SABMiller because Weinhards hasn’t been independent for over 20 years now. And though I like their root beer, their actual beer is terrible and was so even before they were owned by SABMiller. I say this as a former Oregonian too.

Everything you said aside from “It’s so great at first,” is a fact.

This garbage is an affront to actual good root beer everywhere. Do you enjoy diabetes or just really bad hangovers? Also it tastes like shit.

Related: all the alcoholic “root beers” are terrible. This is a cold hard fact. That shit is malt-liquor mixed with piss and artificial anise. That shit should go the way of Zima. Hell, even Zima would be a better choice that that swill.

No Thomas Kemper?

Were the results not good for Commerce? Not much of a slice of the pie when the pie is a 2 dollar corkscrew eh?

Were the results not good for Commerce? Not much of a slice of the pie when the pie is a 2 dollar corkscrew eh?

“By the way, I own both real Monopoly and Monopoly Junior. And if it were up to me, we’d play Monopoly Junior every time. It’s fast, and everything costs a buck.”

Why do I get the feeling that you’re the type of commenter that would also complain if there were a more extensive write-up because SPOILER! Go outside, the fresh air would be good for you, that or the sunlight will immediately kill you. Either way, the world will likely be a better place.

Bam Bam

Jet fuel definitely doesn’t burn hot enough to melt stupid.

I starred yours - if for nothing else a protest vote against all the overpriced, convoluted ways of removing a goddam cork. If you’re too stupid to use a basic corkscrew then by screw top wine- it’s a better way of preserving wine anyways. Every corkscrew I own, aside from my Swiss Army knife, was free.

I starred yours - if for nothing else a protest vote against all the overpriced, convoluted ways of removing a…

It’s not nice to call your mom “fatty.” BTW when the fuck are you moving out of the basement?

Says the asshat that comes to a comment section to annonymously rip a girl for being “chubby.” In the famous words of Kurt Vonnegut, go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut pal. Maybe return to your Reddit MRA circle-jerk...