Easily my most prized possession. Signed first edition:

Let’s just say I hung out with a lot of the record-store-crowd and seeing any arena show was scorned. As much as I enjoyed the show and am glad I went, arena shows/tours still usually suck major ass. Give me Fishbone at the Roseland any day.

I just reread for the first time in almost 20 years and was blown away all over again. Frank Herbert is the shit.

That and all carbs are not created equal.

Exactly how I feel...

I have a copy of Ulysses that sits on a shelf mocking me, laughing at my futile attempts.

It’s a tie with SF. Krukow and Kuiper are awful.

Word. One word: Bogner.

Oh, it’s plenty dumb enough.

Do you put ranch on that word salad?

Wow. Mind. BLOWN. It’s almost as if surfboards and skateboards never even existed.

Yup. Skiers are pretty much the worst.

Every advancement in snow skiing over the last 2 decades is because of snowboards. Twin tips? Parabolics? Non-fucktard clothing? Ahhhahaha just kidding, no I’m not.

If by hostile you mean entire resorts STILL banning boards. Pretty sure Alta doesn’t own the mountain, though they do own the award for the douchiest resort in Utah and that’s saying somethng.

I prefer the streets with less gonorrhea.

Herbstreet in Running Man mumbling about his roided brain.

Listen to it anytime I’m feeling down. Brings me right back up.

A huge influence on Bob Marley too. Now if we can just get it out of the greys...