“Gardai from Crumlin are investigating.”

I hacked a game of concentration by remembering where all the cards were. Some might call this cheating but nope, definitely hacking.

No that would be like saying it’s armed robbery because he forgot to lock his door.

You’re right, according to Deadspin he “hacked” your car.

Yep. The house I used to live in never changed their locks so now I repeatedly HACK into their house and steal cans of Spam.

Oh alright, you’re right. I know it sounds like I’m arguing with you personally... I just find this silly to label as hacking. At this point hacking means anything.

Nope, just fingernails and grit.

Ah. Thank you for clarifying that breaking and entering is a form of hacking.

That 2003 team was pretty legit too.

No it’s not. Which is why you linked to computer fraud and abuse, and not, say, hacking.

Don’t you mean, in sufferable?

That’s not what Ben Zobrist looks like.

Nowhere in that entry is hacking defined. I am not here to argue that what this dipshit did wasn’t totally illegal- it was. Still doesn’t make it “hacking.”

If I watch you open your school locker and then proceed to break into your locker with this knowledge, did I just fucking “hack” your locker?

7 stars for this word salad and counting. You mind citing this federal law that defines hacking?

It may be illegal but to call password theft/guessing “hacking” is an insult to hackers. If this is “hacking” then literally everyone is a hacker.

This is a perfectly reasonable response.

You has a homerun ball encased in plastic. Wheeee.

How did that work out? Well, we learned just how insufferable Red Sox fans really are.

Oh man, that was great, almost as great as getting swept out promptly by the Mets. It reminds me of the time when the Blazers finally won a playoff series against Utah in the nineties and Isaiah Rider ripped his shirt off and shit like they had just won everything. Congrats Cubs, and your fans, on winning a Division…

Doesn’t hacking require exploiting a vulnerablity in the computer sysytem? #Password123