You know, there was a period of several years in my life where I was a single mother making not QUITE enough money to pay for rent and food and childcare. It would have been easier for me to NOT work and collect welfare; I made just enough that I was above the cutoff for things like WIC and Medicare, and I could have…

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These guys are fucking obsessed with the idea that maternity care and maternity leave is “getting one over on them.” See also: Gorsuch’s comments to his law students about the delicious scam of maternity leave. God forbid they have to help pay for the babies they claim to love and value so much. Women should only…

Seriously. Why the fuck do I have to pay for his testicular cancer screenings? Why do I have to pay for anything that doesn’t affect me directly? I pave my own roads and teach my own schools and put out my own fires too! I AM AN ISLAND AND MY ISLAND HAS NO MAN-PARTS.

If you wanted to go to law school with a kid, you should have been born a man like God intended.

1. My close family member is epileptic and I certainly wouldn’t downplay how terrifying seizures are. I know that very well. Nor is this the first time this has happened, although it is the first time I can think of that someone has said one Twitter-sized strobing image caused a seizure. (The other incident I’m…

We have had a warm winter and the rabbits in our yard are huge and fat and aren’t scampering away as usual. They just stay still, staring with an ominous side eye, as we walk by. I’m scared of them bunnies.

Right?!! Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer in a bunny suit getting super pissed off at the kids at the egg hunt, ripping off the head of the costume, and then stomping on all the eggs.

OMG Melissa McCarthy in a bunny suit. God, please let this happen.

Like you said, you’re not American.

Hello. I’m not American. Can someone tell me why America thought it was a good idea to make a functionally illiterate man with severe personality disorders the President of the United States of America?

I have a lot of childhood friends who are both conservative and teachers, and they have been very quiet since the election. When DeVos came along they were outspoken and jumping in on all the action items to try to stop her. I know these people are anti-choice, anti-immigrant, and voted for Trump, yet EVEN THEY hate…

Take the saddest star I’ve ever given.

Use a false Social Security number to come to America and spend 20 years doing honest work and raising a family and we’ll exile you.

I saw that and my first thought was that no, it isn’t at all like that. It’s more like having a dietician advise that you eat at Burger King. (without having to disclose the fact that he owns a bunch of Burger Kings.)

FUCK THOSE BABIES THE BATHWATER WAS DISGUSTING!

Yeah, but at least the White Working Class (PBUT) has had their Economic Anxiety alleviated.

And everyone is so wrapped up in the political theater Trump is creating (cabinet nominations, who tf is Frederick Douglass, Steve Bannon), we’ve yet again skipped over the fact that our POTUS still hasn’t fucking fully divested himself from his businesses, many of which will likely benefit from the financial…

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