a third-rate Comic-Con

Imagine crafting your entire life and identity around the idea that an orange goblin who looks he’s made up of 300 pounds of Mountain Dew Code Red is some kind of superhero or tough guy.

lmfao. Black Adam is done. Never gonna hear about it again. Glorious to see the Rock’s ego down a notch.

Glad the shitty snyderverse is dead for that in particular. Also in BvS Martha says Superman/Clark doesn’t owe anyone anything which is wrong on so many levels I don’t even. 

Maybe the Shazamily dodged a bullet by not being in Black Adam’s stinger?

Smallville was largely cheeseball corn, but it got a few things very right and one of them was Jonathan Kent.

I can forgive a good bit about Man of Steel, but that really was the worst take on Jonathan Kent ever.

With all due respect, this review sounds like it was written by Cameron himself.

“hat those who didn’t luxuriate in Pandora during Avatar’s recent theatrical re-release might have forgotten the distinct smell of its fresh paint.”

His sex tapes are very well directed.

I hope the effects team from Everything Everywhere All at Once wins the VFX Oscar because that would be fucking hilarious!

Ooh fun, The Guardian hated it. Let battle commence!

Cameron always seemed at unusual ease with follow-ups, maybe because he’s always searching for ways to improve upon, even revolutionize, what’s already behind him.

An “A” review that spends multiple opening paragraphs gushing about how just gosh-darn awesome James Cameron is before quietly admitting “Well, okay, the first third of the movie is all drag-y exposition” is not what I would call confidence-inspiring.

I don’t think that’s what people are complaining about when it comes to Avatar.

Cameron peaked with the original Terminator.

Somehow, Quatrich has returned.

I’m resolutely on Team Last Airbender in the Avatar Copyright Wars, but I’d give Cameron positive troll points if the next two sequels manage to casually drop “Earth” and “Fire” into their titles.

The good ol’ days. 

A film had to be made from organic raw babies and unicorn fur to earn an A from the AV Club. Now anything can get one.