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It’s never a good sign when your argument involves repeatedly referring to yourself in the third person.

I mean FF7R was fantastic up until they fought fate. I was really hoping the Whispers were just them breaking the fourth wall and being meta. Nope, it’s fate.

CHAOS

My innate woman senses are ringing alarm bells about that MC. He DEFINITELY beats his wife and drives a giant pickup.

Reviewer: “Don’t you hate it when great things are consistently great?”

in many ways it’s the same game developer Insomniac has already made several times over”

“I can’t stand anything Lord of the Rings have never seen 1 scrap of any of those fucking Hobbit nerd movies”

Hate to be the bummer, but nobody survives. We’re all chowder.

The problem with video game adaptations is that studios continue to tackle games that are either a) next to impossible to translate to film in a way that’s meaningful or b) so cinematic themselves that adapting them is pointless.

It’s fucking ridiculous that Paul WS Anderson continues to lead the pack for video game adaptations by a vast margin. It’s almost proof positive that video game movies can never be “good,” they can only be “stupidly, earnestly fun,” and you need a termite auteur like Anderson to deliver it. I don’t want to believe

This, it turns out, is his pass into the upcoming (in the next film) Mortal Kombat tournament

I respect your opinion and this thoughtful review. However, I have heard it has a lot of people punching each other, and I think I still need to see that.

Meh. I’m gonna get blazed to the tits and fire this up. Wouldn’t be the worst decision I’ve ever made.

I’ve been wondering about the status of Attack on Titan. Having seen Evangelion, I started to notice that AoT is, in a way, a “giant robot anime” as well, only the mechas are made of flesh.

Enterprise, country, or planet.

A bunch of Fox News following Trump-humpers who don’t want people to tell them what to think.

I just want to understand how they managed to mess up Max Payne so badly! They literally just had to turn Death Wish into a film noir, but instead we got boring Mark Wahlberg, a rearranged story vs. the game and a bunch of needlessly added “story” to pad out the film. This wasn’t some sci-fi epic or bombastic fantasy

Zach Snyder’s entire career can be summed up like this: