A++, Fast Service, Would get towed again.

Fuck you, very much.

Well the thing is... They don't really matter.

I've done two stints living overseas, drove through Mexico for six weeks with two friends, spent four months traveling through Africa and Asia, and made several trips to six of the seven continents. My parents lived in Australia for 23 years, and I took regular trips there. Upon my return to the States after every…

When will rich people finally STFU about how amazing their children are? Your child isn’t amazing, they’re just rich.

I feel the opposite! Goopy is so over-the-top in her Goopness that I’ve sort of crossed the threshold and decided to go with it. I find NPH completely insufferable. I think it’s the same reason I dislike Anne Hathaway— it’s the “I want everyone to like me, and look, I can sing too!” thing.

It’s still Goop-level obnoxious.

Remind yourself that this particular baby is from the 1%, and will almost certainly be a lacrosse playing douche bro at Duke in 18 years.

1. I never said what my beliefs are.

Biological psychiatry, for all of the people it has helped, has also washed over all the societal causes of mental illness, at the expense of millions of peoples' lives. How many kids from poor/broken families are misdiagnosed with ADHD in elementary school and put on PharmaCrack (Ritalin or Adderall?) And that's just…

"a god who tells you rich people can't go to Heaven so give your money to The Church"

This makes me think of Patton Oswalt's accidental stumble upon an orgy when house hunting.

And this is why judges should be judges for life. Fall asleep on the job? Sure. Don't know what an email is? No problem. Out of touch with reality? Go right ahead!

$ 60 bucks per person is still cheap for a strip club - $ 300 per person is more like it

I'm glad that my awesomeness is appreciated.

Also, props for interviewing an actual stripper for this. In the whole sex worker debate/discussion, the voice I hear the least is of the sex workers themselves!

Everyone is allowed to be a fuck up in some part of their life— I can deal with him being a sometimes slob because when he does something dumb he cleans up his mess without being chewed out. He is also brilliant and funny and kind and caring and my best buddy, so a once monthly visit from the Folgers Fairy (or this…

Christo has always made sure his installations do not damage the environment (all of them have been done with huge environmental impact statements before hand) and every bit of them is removed when they are done, with no lasting effects where they were placed.

A lot of my ESL students wrote that they were thankful for me, and it makes me think I didn't properly explain the meaning of the word thankful. Either that, or my name is one of the only English words they know.