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Banana seed pod.

Sorry, that's not the case. I had plenty of banana trees when I lived in FL and bananas grow everywhere in the jungles of Thailand where I am now. So, no.

Please tell me that you're joking.

Banana trees have giant seed pods, seeds aren't in the bananas.

Wearing numerous rings is like always having on a set of brass knuckles.

You make me miss the holidays way back when with my huge Italian family on Clifton Ave. in Newark.

Yes, I use it all of the time.

I've been thinking about your analogy. If there wasn't a guy in a van how would any of us ever get weed? Peace.

Let me quote my father and expose my NJ roots - "Illegal? What the hell is that, a sick bird?" lol

The Grateful Dead wholeheartedly disagree.

So it's okay to "steal" five copies for your friends but not to torrent, got it. Hypocrite much?

The Grateful Dead used to have a special section set up for people to tape their shows. I was at a show in Denver once sitting by the sound board and when the show was over the engineer reached over and gave me a tape right from the board.

Some states have a law that the heads of people riding in back cannot be higher than the cab, like no standing up.

I can tell you that if something happens to my wife the guy responsible for my son's death is a dead man. I go to sleep at night thinking of how I will kill him, and it's been six years now.

Said somebody who has never had someone close to them die due to somebody else's negligence. I have and the only thing that kept me from killing the person responsible was I didn't want to leave my wife alone while I sat in prison.

For normal people:

Why yes, yes it is. "... livin' on reds, vitamin c and cocaine..."

That's what the Valium is for...

And that's why you don't ask the hipster doofus in the health food store questions. Suhhhhh's boyfriend needs to learn there's a big difference between cage free and free roaming eggs. Cage free means the chickens don't live in cages but are crowded into barns with very little free space. Free roaming means the

Ever had a Bull Shot? It's a Bloody Mary with a dash of beef broth, fucking delicious if you're a carnivore.