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There’s enough room to dislike everyone!

I know that Jez likes to hate on Tay for ....reasons, but I think she’s good people.

He had to be drunk.

You forgot the Basket of Deplorables.

Can we remind ourselves of the fact that every single thing that the Clinton campaign, real journalists, honest pundits, and everyday people warned that would happen with trump as president has in fact happened and continues to happen.

What in the everliving fuck was Bannon doing calling up a liberal reporter out of the blue and going off? He had to be drunk.

Man, I hate it when a big ol’ log just falls out of my butt when I’m getting in the shower!

I bet his lawyers struggled with that too. Hard to successfully defend someone who won’t stfu and has that....face.  

I love this so much. Not “he looked like a snake,” or “he seems like a snake,” just straight up “that’s a snake.” A time when a direct metaphor was NOT interchangeable with a simile.

This is also my favorite juror.

Juror No. 52: When I walked in here today I looked at him, and in my head, that’s a snake — not knowing who he was. I just walked in and looked right at him and that’s a snake.

This is after the champagne and blow session, a la Lohan.

My sadistic friend lives in NYC and had sex with him twice; they met through a private Facebook meme group (whatever that means) and agreed to meet at a local bar, after which he took her to his place with a friend. He has a small and very mediocre penis; I can confirm this. His apartment is also scant, and he played

Martin Shkreli out for a morning jog:

The juror who defended the Wu-Tang Clan has me in tears. What a hero.

Now playing

Juror No. 59: And he disrespected the Wu-Tang Clan.

Cateau Mormont

Juror No. 52: When I walked in here today I looked at him, and in my head, that’s a snake — not knowing who he was. I just walked in and looked right at him and that’s a snake.

I’m dying

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