Im backing Tammy Duckworth. I honestly want a younger person in the oval office.

Bingo. All of us fought to keep this from happening. I know self-blame is kind of a liberal badge of honor, but this is not our fault.

So far, yes. It is only being applied to LEGAL PERMANENT U.S. RESIDENTS WHO WENT THROUGH ALL THE BROUHAHAHAHA OF IMMIGRATING. As an American who has immigrated to Europe, I can tell you that even under the best of circumstances, immigration is fucking traumatic and miserable. And these people did it LEGALLY. I don’t…

It’s a Ryan Murphy production. It’ll start of great, then veer of into incomprehensiveness midway through.

It’s on FX you don’t have to pay.

ETA: Slightly NSFW and very violent/rather gruesome

Ok but back to the important part - how many abortions did you sell her?

“Thanks, but I don’t need any abortions.”

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I would watch if Kathie Lee and Hoda got her drunk.

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

I’d love a steady stream of celebs and politicians who get themselves invited to Trump WH events and then don’t go, but post about it on social media, or do something else the same night like protest or fund raise for the resistance.

Who wouldn’t want to be boned by Obama? He is magnificent.

I have a somewhat irrational dislike for Lea Michele...

Someday soon he’s going to walk by a mirror and crack his skull trying to attack his own reflection...

“He’s not somebody who sits around and waits. He takes action and gets things done,” she said.

This man is bound to crack soon, right? He can only focus on perceived slights. His all-consuming need for revenge is bound to backfire soon enough. (Or so I have to tell myself in order to keep calm and carry on.)

Also, Luke Bryan is a suburban soccer dad.

The love between Blake and Gwen is so very confusing to me. What do they talk about?

Who else has one?