He’s probably been hatefucked at least once.

I wonder what Stephen Miller’s manifesto will read like when he goes on his inevitable mass shooting spree. He’s got that dead-behind-the-eyes look they all have.

I’m convinced if you sat Trumpers down and explained ACA to them as the new “Trumpcare,” they wouldn’t hate it so much, probably not at all. Maybe this was even a Kimmel sketch or something? I feel like I saw something where ACA was explained to Trumpers and called ACA, not “Obamacare,” and the fucking idiots…

My dad’s had a lump about the size of half of a golf ball protruding from his head for more than 10 years. For most of those years he refused to get it checked, because his best friend was found to have cancer during a routine physical. The man felt great, had no noticeable symptoms, and within 6 months of his…

I hate the term “Obamacare” for those exact reasons. I never use it. I will say ACA or Affordable Care Act in conversations in person or online, knowing fully well that I might get a blank stare because so many people have no idea that’s what it is really called. I’ve encountered many, MANY people who think the…

I hope she doesn’t wear Stella McCartney. Ugh.

This “leak” feels like an obvious attempt at misdirection. Which is good, because I can’t envision her wearing any of these ugly dresses.

I was 18 then. Now I’m in my 30s and there have been several other winners in the intervening years. I’m now happily single.

I used to drop my dad’s meetings all the time as a teenager. Mainly to get money from him and to get his colleagues to buy shit I was selling for various school activities fundraisers.

The bigger question, Khloe, is why are you all still so fucking parched?

So...will the Burn Book exist in hard copy, or will it be an Instagram or Pinterest account?

YES! Frankly, I’d be dead without my medications. Therapy is very helpful, certain lifestyle habits/changes are helpful, but without my meds I wouldn’t be able to even undertake those things. Whenever I hear or read someone comment how people take too many prescription meds, I’m honestly baffled because I think on…

Compassionately deporting people who are citizens in all but name...I feel safer already. I hear those jobs whizzing back to Real Americans (tm) too.

Same. High five! Or low five depending on our moods.

I have Bipolar Disorder and I take several medications, some AM, some PM, some both and I have numerous pill bottles by my bedside. Comes with the territory of treating certain mental illness.

I’m William’s age and I vividly recall watching a snippet of her funeral coverage and turning to my sister and saying, “can you imagine if mom died and someone made us do that?” That, meaning the long walk behind the hearse. We were both horrified for them. I saw a part of Diana 7 Days last night on NBC and it upset…

YAAASSS!

OMG THANK YOU.

This.