I listened to Whoa, Nelly on repeat in my junior year of college. I remember seeing the “I’m Like a Bird” video and thinking she was one of the most beautiful women I’d ever seen and I wished I looked like her. I’ve always thought she’s the coolest, and this just makes me love her even more.

From what I hear she does have a lot of extra inventory on hand now.

Just give the job to Barron Trump. I’m sure he’s more qualified than any other whackadoodle who ends up in this role, including Petraeus.

You didn’t inherit a big mess! This mess you’ve made is all of your own making. You shit your nice, clean diaper and used it to paint on the walls. Now you don’t know what to do, so you’ll just paint some more.

Don’t we already have one sitting in the Oval Office?

I’m not exactly a cinephile, but I actually have only seen 1, maybe 2 Marvel movies. I generally don’t like the big budget blockbusters. I prefer dialogue to action.

I haven’t seen any of them. I’d like to, especially Hidden Figures but I’m broke. Last time my mom and I went to the show it cost like $45. Granted we split a popcorn and pop, because if I can’t have popcorn and fountain Cherry Coke at the movie theater it’s a dealbreaker. The tickets alone were $30ish.

Fiona from 2001-2009 would have never seen this coming. I thought that was the lowest we could go. I guess there’s another bottom after rock.

This is true. You’d wanna get a bourbon with Hollis Doyle, even if you hate him. Trump has no cool in him. Even his cameo in Home Alone 2 is forced and pathetic.

Get the guy who plays Hollis Doyle on Scandal to play a Trump-like character. That guy out-Trumps Trump.

I think it is worth the pain. The doc is really well done for not being some bigger budget film like Supersize Me or anything by Michael Moore. It will make you cry, but I don’t know if the cry will be cathartic. It’s pretty depressing tbh. That’s all I’m going to say as I don’t want to spoil.

Please. I already have most of this collection in boxes in my parents basement. From the 90s.

If these were out of context, I actually shudder to think what in context is.

Really? Not funny. She’s an abused woman in disguise and it was the 80s.

Kelly Ripa strikes me as someone who makes everything about her. When she’s interviewing guests on her show or bantering with her co-host of the day she has to always bring whatever they say back to her, her kids, her husband, etc. It’s no surprise she thought Regis leaving was about her and not the fact that he’s…

Right?! Like whoever thought we’d be sitting here with someone worse than Cheney pulling the strings in the WH. These are dark and strange days.

Do you live in IL? My hope is if we can push Rainer out of office in 2018 maybe that will be one step forward.

Yes, I know. I was speaking hyperbolically.

Dude, Bush and Cheney seem honorable and benevolent in comparison to these traitorous fucking bastards.