Chaffetz is such a slimeball. I wouldn’t put anything past him.

Yep! A very vocal protest voter friend of mine has completely stopped posting anything political and now it’s all Phish quotes and peaceful namaste unicorns all over her page. Thanks, asshole.

It must be hookers, child porn, and murder level terrible, because we already know these fuckers are corrupt as all get out and nothing ever happens to them.

Honestly, the next in line isn’t better, he’ll just probably get rid of Bannon & Co and be deemed a “moderate”.

But do his underpants come off or are they stitched on? That is the real question.

Kellyanne, you ARE one big mistake. You are unqualified for your position which isn’t saying much because you’re on a team of people unqualified for their positions. Yet you manage to stand out because you are doing things EVERYDAY that are so ludicrous, incompetent and illegal, a person with no real understanding of…

This is my Valentine’s card. It’s not on a doily, but the sentiment is real.

Did they put out a casting call for “models” on 4chan? Specifically for guys from Bumfuck, America? I grew up in Bumfuck, America and these could be guys I went to HS with. No. 2 actually looks kind of like the guy I went to Homecoming with, who stuck his hand up my dress when he went into kiss me, and slobbered all…

I wish I could star this twice.

Well, Chaffetz and House Oversight Committee announced they aren’t going to do a fucking thing, so the chucking has begun.

Maybe it’s because of Valentine’s Day and my icy spinster heart has thawed from all of the slobbery, cheesy shit people are posting on FB, but I actually think this looks pretty funny.

Love,

Or he’s trying to save America from a cartoon.

Thanks!

Zing!

This was an iconic pop culture/award show moment. I’m not much a Britney fan (Team Christina to this day) but I remember being in my friend’s basement watching and we were blown away. We thought it was fabulous, but wondered how many people would be bent out of shape because of the faux nakedness. And whew, the…

My grandparents used to call each other “Mother” and “Dad.” They weren’t religious, but I think it was a more common thing to do for people who were born in the 1920s and 1930s.

They’ll probably confirm him because of it. One more crazy bitch who got what she deserved in their eyes.

Good. They helped create the Trump monster, they should do their part to help bring him down before he eats us all.

I’m waiting for him to somehow make this about Benghazi.