I think my fave part of Melissa’s Spicey skit was when she turned the press room into QVC for Ivanka’s crap.

Barron was the only bright spot of the Trumps at the Inauguration. He looked bored and totally over it, as pretty much any normal 10-year-old would, and then they showed him playing peek-a-boo with his Ivanka’s baby, his...um...niece, I guess? Which was very cute.

Well she was convicted on that charge in 2008. Clearly she was enough of a non-threat to be allowed to stay here 8+ more years after the fact.

Ugh...Mike Pence is a Dementor. Just looking at him makes me feel like I’ll never be cheerful again.

*mentally filing this away as inspiration for when my stepmom’s insides finally rot out due to copious amounts of Capt. Morgan and misery.

Did they get more of those scary criminals like that mom of 2 who lived here since she was 14? I don’t know about you, but I sure slept like a baby the other night learning such a danger to society was deported, breaking up her family and leaving her kids without their mom in country.

Yes, THIS! I’m guessing Piers was rooting for Voldemort.

As we know now, Hitler’s & Co’s poor decision-making lost the war for them as much as (if not more than) the Allied forces, so this isn’t surprising.

The last one was the tweet I was thinking of! Savage. I love her.

I saw her clapback at someone who was pissed at her for being vocal against Trump. The woman said something to effect that she was going to throw her HP books away or burn them, and JKR was like, “ that’s fine. I already got your money. Byeeeeee!”

The whole business gives me the icks. Poor PM Abe. I hope they don’t hate us now.

Boom goes the dynamite!

At least the Winter Palace was/is beautiful. Mar-a-lago is a tacky ass glorified country club.

So the Nazis thought non-Aryan crops had cooties?

I’m always thought I was white, but seeing as I do have a little Slav in me I’m not Milk White.

At least Joey is a hot dumb ass motherfucker. Those guys looked like they haven’t left the bunker since 1991.

It’s where a laugh, a gasp, and a derisive snort all met up at once and I didn’t know what to do.

I think my vag just shriveled up and died.

UGH! That’s more uncomfortable for me than any sex scene. Who talks like that? I’ll answer my own question. Nobody talks like that.