Melania needs the blood of our youth for her nightly baths.

I keep hoping I took too much Ambien and will eventually wake up to her and Barack still in the White House.

I can’t wait until we’re all treated with his butthurt rebuttal or even better, his non-apology.

I see women in my FB feed post on one day memes about being Mama Grizzlies who will do anything to protect their kids, then turn around and post horrible memes about “illegals” the next. Smh.

Like it even matters anymore. They know the rules and laws don’t apply to them. Who’s going to hold them accountable? Not their own people.

When my high school boyfriend tried to choke me and left bruises around my neck, I couldn’t wait to get to school the next day to show off my fancy new custom made Love necklace. All the girls were jealous.

This is what gets me about people’s callousness towards undocumented immigrants. They talk about doing it “the right way” which we know takes years and thousands of dollars. What if you need to be able to work to feed yourself and your kids in the immediate? Or get out of a dangerous situation? You wouldn’t do…

Too bad we don’t have more dead dicks in the GOP.

And then when he gets ghosted or denied a second date whines about how he’s such a nice guy and today’s women don’t want nice guys.

Oh yes! I’m 100% sure that if my ex’s sister got pregnant as a teen or young adult that woman would have dragged her ass to PP ASAP. It’s always “different” when you’re rich.

I’d buy one.

I might make that my new rule. Of the men I’ve had LTRs with, their mothers have disapproved of me for being liberal, poor, not Catholic, having divorced parents...the list goes on. I’m not saying I’m perfect, but their sons haven’t been either. Meanwhile my mom has been nice to everyone I’ve dated, even the ones I…

Most. Definitely.

The whole thing is manspeak for “we told that bitch to shut her yap, we told she needed to shut her yap for her own good, but she kept yapping.”

“Nevertheless, she persisted” is pretty much the perfect slogan for womankind.

Well, she took a verbal drubbing from her supporters over voting to confirm Ben Carson for HUD Sec. It sounds like she got the message loud and clear to fight no matter how fruitless.

I feel like the GOP in Congress and the White House are trying to throw everything they can at us because 1) they feel emboldened by their 2016 success, total power, and thuggish support base to do whatever the fuck they want, and 2) as you said with Liz, I think they’re trying to wear us all out by forcing us to…