“I believe rich children are our future.

This sucks. The majority of our congress already hates women, and VAWA so I hope they don’t get any ideas.

This fucking family. I hope they implode spectacularly and all that’s left is a crater where the Trump tower used to stand.

Yup!

“Well, I masturbate a lot, if you really want to know. Single guys are doing it way more than you might believe possible, if that is possible.”

According to the right, all he did as President was golf every single day, all day, so I bet he’s golfed out.

For real. He’s looking out like “how the fuck did I get here?”

Your dad is badass.

They should be judged. And harshly.

Because she is SO BUSY that she has NO TIME for anything as frivolous as reading. And did she mention how BUSY she is? She is competing for the BUSY badge of honor.

My childhood best friend is proud of the fact that she doesn’t read books, and she is a Trump supporter.

It’ll be probably just give them ideas to increase their terribleness.

Now I want to buy as many copies of 1984 as it takes to knock Yiassholpoulos further down the list.

First generation has my heart, but damn if I didn’t love me some Effy and Freddie (RIP) drama.

Kylie M has real, actual talent. Kylie J doesn’t even have a sex tape.

Those campaign coffers don’t fill themselves from actual voters.

You sum up my feelings perfectly as well.

Scrunchies alone are pretty heinous. Speaking as a girl who used to have one in pretty much every color and neon. The Maribou tho took it too far.

All I see is Patrick Bateman when I see him.

But Didn’t the taxpayers buy Obama a golf course or something? It’s the same thing!!!