“...and known cretin Martin Shkreli, who reportedly got dog poop flung in his face while on campus.”

Most of America right now (and every day):

Hey now. He also took some phone time to threaten Mexico with war.

I’m in IL. But I’ve urged my uncle who lives in Tucson to call.

There was, in fact, no Ollie Ollie Oxen Free.

Is this our Lexington and Concord?

If only there was a self-styled “ Maverick” among the Republican Senators...

Tamron can do better that show anyway.

“A man’s character always takes its hue, more or less, from the form and color of things about him.” - Frederick Douglass

I’ve wanted to do it several years, but as soon as I get to a place where I can manage it financially, some costly crisis occurs.

As a Bernie supporter in the primaries I did fantasize about what a debate would look like between Bernie and whatever inept horror villain the Republicans picked. But I was younger then, and had time for childish things.

How to Be Popular and Still Lose: An Anthology

I think Hillary should take a page out of Roxane Gay’s book and pull out of S&S in protest.

Same. I always feel second hand embarrassment when I see one posted on FB.

Or Purple Petal and Green Grass.

Yes. And I feel woefully unprepared. I’m broke, out of shape, and don’t have any weapons. My kitchen knives are even dull. I read an article where the writer explained that he got LASIK surgery on his eyes. Because wearing glasses or contacts will make things difficult in the wars to come. It nearly gave me a panic…

While Michelle Obama titled herself “First Mom,” Melania can call herself “Third Mom.”

Does Trump, Inc. sell bedding? Or Ivanka’s Made in “‘Gina” brand? I bet he gets a solid discount.

I thought for sure he’d pick Bill Pryor.

I’m not sure who that is, or what style of music he is, but Sturgill Simpson is one helluva country name.