Maybe the actual meal is better?

Was never a huge fan of the show but I always loved this song:

gj turning them all into hipsters with the same face

You mean the dude from 22 Jump Street?

If it was my birthday, you know I'd be taking those 100 balls and making a goddamn ball pit à la Discovery Zone.

No I think that's just regular old not caring.

I prefer it this way where not everyone who comes on the floor looks like a corporate shill. Someone dressed like they work in a bank does not inspire me to buy their games. Someone who looks like an actual every day gamer might though. If a guy comes on stage in a tutu I am more likely to buy their games than someone…

*shrugs* It still looks like a stiff breeze would break her like a twig but other than that it looks fine.

This is one of the worst reviews I've read on this site. And that's not to comment on Kirk's reviews as a whole because usually I agree with most of them. Clearly you're playing the game wrong. Can't tell you how many times I escaped areas or infiltrated a secured building without shooting a single bullet. Helicopter…

Keep in mind this is Kotaku, take EVERY review with HUGE giant salt shakers. 9/10 their opinions are fueled by some hidden agenda behind it, hence the making mention of "Where's the black and female protagonists herp derp!"

Except for the fact that Watch Dogs is the highest selling day 1 game for Ubisoft to date. It's a solid game, and the nitpicking over it is already old as fuck.

It's called different opinions. Seriously. Stop being an asshole.

Eh, it's a fun game and a sequel will only improve things if AC is any example. Sure, we can cry and whine like little babies all day long about how let down we are by the hype, but maybe we should not be so gullible.

I kinda disagree; in the same way ACI was crap, Ubisoft has a chance to address those issues and make something truly special with Watch_Dogs 2.0. Granted you could also argue that it should have been like that in the first place given the games budget and delays.

There's a way to state your opinion without being a total dick, and it's definitely not this way.