I made it, momma! I made Deadspin!

I’m not a shooter, but I play one on a video game console.

Always with the same formula you people!

Sarcasm. look it up, and learn how to recognize it on the Internet.

As a gay man, I approve of this comment. hahahaha

Diverted tax doesn’t cost taxpayers anything? Nice try, Stan

..and higher sales tax in the area...that’s how TIFs make their money. SO you are very wrong, it will cost taxpayers money! ...just only the taxpayers that visit the venue.

You are most likely correct, but that still costs tax payers money. It is not like the govt will make due with less. Every dollar someone else does not pay is one more you do.

It’s very simple logic, but since you’re not smart enough to see it, I’ll spell it out for you: Gays do butt stuff; shit comes from butts; ergo gays shit on windshields. The fact there is no urine can be contributed to the tidy nature of gays, and not wanting to get urine splatter on their suede slippers.

Hired goons, you work so well...

“Gorilla warfare” gets me every time.

Chances are actually pretty good it was the woman he was on the date with. Oh yes, I’m sure she was acting offended. But you know fucking A she was texting with her friends.

That’s what got me. Why the hell would the cops clean it off for you? Furthermore, why the hell would you ask?

Sounds like some research is in order!

Those are the best kind of friends. The ones that prey on your weaknesses.

As someone who very recently quit their job, I feel like I need to interject. Losing or quitting your job qualifies you for special enrollment, meaning that you do not need to wait for open enrollment to be insured. Yes, open enrollment is a limited time; however, there are various life events that qualify you for…

Is that a pentagram on your chest or are you just happy to see your DARK LORD?