Meh... What I've been doing so far seems to be working. Nothing's boiled over yet. Plus the added bonus of not having to deal will other peoples usually mindless annoyances.

Is it possible to not realize you are depressed? The whole time I was reading that article, well at least up till the corn, I was just thinking, "Pretty sure this is just called adulthood."

I always thought this was common knowledge... Third grade P.E. teachers teach this, or at least they did when I was in third grade, 20 years ago.

I remember hearing stories about the jackalope, and laughing at how crazy they were... BUT once when I was like 13, my step dad took me rabbit hunting and we killed a rabbit that ACTUALLY did have antlers. Not like what you see mounted. They were only like half inch or maybe three quarter inch long, but still enough…

Also clover. Bunnies LOVE clover. It's like crack to them.

My mother lives out in the country here in the midwest, and she has a wild rabbit AND a squirrel that have become so accustomed to their presence that they can HAND feed them. They won't let you pick them up, but you can hold an almond in your hand and the squirrel will run up, grab it out of your fingers with it's…

So how inaccurate is my rationalization that even though stuff costs more out there, people make more to make up for it? You know what, don't tell me. I'm probably better off not knowing.

Oh god no I'm in the midwest. I've only dreamed of living in NYC. I'm all about the city life. Still trying to pinpoint the exact moment I found myself stranded out here.

Totally agreed. I have in fact lived in WAY worse than this. Then again I grew up in a home with an $800/month income. It really isn't that hard when you stop and assess what is a real necessity. Then again even now I live in a 2 bdrm/2 bath for $225/month.

Dont forget the best option for a new pet is adoption...

As a man who has shaved that area an then applied a spritz of cologne when he was younger, I can't help but remember what a bad idea that was...

Nope, no punishment. Karma has a way of taking care of things though.

Half a cup of food per day? What kind of tiny breed do you have? There are several breeds that are naturally larger and require more food than that.

I had a cat once, that dwarfed this fat cat. His name was Belthazar. Actually his name was originally Tinker Bell, because the elderly woman who had him thought he was a girl. When I took him and noticed otherwise, I changed his name. It didn't really matter though, as he was always just called Bel. He weighed 23lbs,…

So wait... Unicorn don't exist?

"Special private funnies between you and your co-worker will make her vagina trust you as fiercely and exclusively as a troubled teen girl trusts a horse with behavioral problems on a Disney Family drama."

Abercrombie & Fitch, made by and for douchebags. This isn't already common knowledge?

WE WERE ON A BREAK!

29 year old reclusive misanthrope here, and happy about it.