plus that suspension during the playoffs won’t be an issue.

Everyone in that photo is called Joey. Including the ball.

(a) On Deadspin being to the right of Mao basically makes you an alt-right sympathizer, regardless of the actual details of your views. I’m exaggerating of course, but it’s not that far off from the truth.
(b) Even if the above weren’t true, I’m sure most of the Deadspin staff have a huuuuuuuuuge problem with…

Takes high stickin’

Here’s Carroll’s next comment, and try not to laugh:

He was by himself they got swept by the spurs in the finals (2007?)

Well in HamNo’s world tons of housing would spring up all around you, while you watched the value of the home that you worked hard to purchase drop by a third and you are underwater. Sound familiar? Oh yes that’s what happened in ‘08 and we are still paying the price in some parts of the country.

Meanwhile, a live look at Mariners fans

They have police in Canada?

Like, they rigged games to make Goff suddenly good, and they made reasonable trades to build a winner?

Somebody hates these hands!

Look I get that he’s a social activist and everything, I applaud that about him but honestly from the stuff I hear...him and his brother both sound like major assholes

Yes please to anything that gives Aaron Donald more time to rush the QB

Once again, eat a dick Gary Bettman.

Philadelphia, where it’s better to be Big Dick Nick than St. Nick.

This is what happens when you eat too many Ls.

Ha, classic! I love Super Dave!

He’s just trying to become a featured fan post for next year’s WYTS series.

“Hola, Amigos. I know it’s been a long time since I rapped at ya, but things have been pretty fucked up...”