In an effort to create a false impression of due diligence and being mindful of not employing an abuser, Schneider chose to slur a domestic abuse victim by calling her a liar and saying his draftee never hit a woman.
It is so fucking shameful.

Our secondary is actually pretty serviceable. The biggest need in this draft was OL, and we made some great moves to solve that. With Mason, Gurley and a decent line, the rushing game could be seriously top notch.

We now go live to the Oakland Raiders draft war room:

I love beadle, she is smart and does not play along with any bullshit. I hated when she left Sportsnation to go cover red carpet events and was very pleased for her to get back to sports. I love women like her and Katie Nolan that will jump into Sports media and do things they want following common sense instead of…

Yeah whatever. Gurley is a once in a decade back.

Kind of sad this could be stl local news final draft day coverage

If they wanted to be extremely accurate, it would have been a car wreck in LA.

Speaking as a former child of a physically abusive dad, they are all cowards. After I turned 16 I got big enough I could stop the abuse. I'll never forget the look on my dads face when I told him, if you lay one hand on me, I will kill you, and I may not succeed, but you will be very messed up, I promise you. He never…

Damn it, we just wanted the Rams.

I will also not dress for tonight’s game.

The takeaway from all of this, as always, is that Vancouver - as a team and a city - is peopled entirely by gutterpups and criminals.

Correction: No one likes the Canucks. The best we can hope for in a series involving Vancouver is that their fans get angry and set each other’s cars on fire.

It isn’t. It’s Canadian for asshole.

I’m less aesthetically offended by the uniforms than by the empty-headed marketing speak that accompanies them. Marketing people are worse than tow company employees.

Please put the Rams back in LA. I grew up on them and it is the only thing that sounds right.

Can we move the Cardinals out of St. Louis too? Some suggested landing spots:

Looks like she'd dodge it.

Hey Captain! Open up! We've got to install these microwave ovens!

I feel embarrassed for your mother. Because of you.