Ann Coulter is a national treasure. She is one of the great performance artists of our time. She is the Beethoven of bullshit. She makes millions of dollars by saying truly stupefying things, without consequence! Holy crap I wish I had that life. Unfortunately I am saddled with a soul.

I'm Canadian too but I DO have an interest in this tournament and I DO understand that what the US achieved is amazing given that it was the group of death. If you don't have an interest in the WC, what exactly are you doing commenting here then? It's people like you who make us Canadians seem insecure and petty.

Canada...

Oh this will do just fine. Miserable Fat Belgium Bastards, it is!

Much love to the USA team from Canada :) You guys deserve it and as a soccer fan, I'm happy to see more and more people in the states enjoying my sport. I wish the USMT all the best going forward!!

you know something? you fucking suck. i hope Luis Suarez bites your dick off.

Anyone complaining how they got through can get bent. Fuck it they drew the toughest group. Beat a longstanding hurdle, came within seconds of a great victory and appeared to be running on fumes in this game and still gave a great effort. Fuck all the haters about backing in. They made it. In the words of Ice Cube:…

The fight broke out after a disagreement as to whether "Mexico is the Croatia of North America" or "Croatia is the Mexico of Europe."

Or this...

Coming into the WC, I thought Bradley was our most important player. He's played horrible and we are sitting one point away from the knockout round. I'd like to bench him but not sure I'm crazy of the alternative lineups. Can't give the ball away in the middle of the field like that so close to the final whistle.…

You can't lose a fucking ball in the midfield protecting a one goal lead in stoppage time. You either bang it down the line or get your head out of your ass and keep possession.

Remember that time Howard told us Michael Bradley was "head and shoulders" the best American player? He's been absolutely invisible, when not turning the ball over.

Jermaine Jones, thankfully, has been excellent.

that's more like it.

GET FUKT ENGLAND. EMBARASSED IN 1776, WW2, WC EVERY TIME. HAHA

I have never been a blame the ref guy

Bahahaha. Where are those English fans who were trolling after the U.S win now?

I had no idea Britain was playing in the World Cup. That would be good news for Gareth Bale though were it true.

Because he's Wayne Rooney and not scoring for England is what he does.