The last thing I’d want to do at a joint practice is fight.
I’d rather watch my lava lamp and eat Fiddle Faddle.

Yeah, Rodney is an elf. Whatever. He’s an elf stealing money from the Mariners.

The Colorado Spliffs has a nice ring to it.

Centre field.

Stick with hockey, Canada.

They declined because Klinsmann wanted to focus on winning the Gold Cup to lock in a ConFed Cup berth.

So, after watching the USMNT beat both Netherlands and Germany, the obvious question is....When will Klinsmann play all his starters?

My Lakers have been reduced to trading for Roy fucking Hibbert? Oh, for fucksake.

Holy Shit. Nadal lost to Dustin Brown??

It don’t get no crazier than that! Holy shit.

“Vegas, baby! Vegas!!!”

Laker fan. I love the pick. They needed to get a guard to compete with the curry ‘ s and harden ‘ s out west. Now go get Cousins!

I heard “hipstah”, “dumpstah” and saw an image of Ray Donovan in my head while reading your post.

Jesus Christ. This is like AYSO. Does everyone in the NHL get an award at the end of the season?

there’s a reason why i married a woman with very small hands.

I believe the mounting pressure on Blatter will eventually bring the desired relief we are all looking for.

Ben Bishop Boner Bones Bolts Badly.

Deadspin/Gawker is now only 47 “dick” stories short of their quota for this month.

I don’t know about the Philly GM, but Jack Z for the Mariners isn’t much better.