If she chewed with her mouth closed, she might’ve been a Mary Sue, but that scene made me cringe :p

This looks like the torpedos from Into Darkness that Khan and his people were put into. Maybe Scotty can’t get in an escape pod so he uses one of these at the last minute?

Its hard to say

Stormtroopers couldn’t hit a damn thing so they had to resort to flamethrowers that would just destroy everything in their path. They are getting smarter...

Star Wars!

I stopped reading at ‘shat my dick’

What I want to know is...how did the builder see this and just be like ‘meh, lets just cover this up’

Styles B and C for Empire Strikes Back were awful...just awful. Vader looks like a jack-o-lantern. And before you criticize my criticism...my stick figure Vader would look aaaaawesome.

This is one of those technologies that I would like to get into but have a really hard time picking the right product so I just don’t buy. If I’m going to spend that much on a watch, I want it to do everything. All of the watches I’ve seen are either fitness, health, or for show.

Are you sure you could get dumber? ;)

Green stars are falling

Reminds me of Cyberia, one of my favorite old PC games...

Your name rings true

Ask about Plex. When will there be a Plex app?

Will it work with my Plex server yet? Not worth it unless it does.

Nope, I just made my original comment as a joke and you took it seriously.

lol people who take everything seriously take everything seriously. Lighten up.