My brain tends to make an exception for web-slinging superheroes.

How have you survived the last four years

You do this weird thing sometimes when you hold a movie’s timing against it even though you know intellectually that movies are developed years before their release.  Remember that terrible, bad-faith review of The Frontrunner? I remember. 

Japan’s culture of exceptionalism certainly didn’t begin with the post-war influence of the United States. And I definitely wouldn’t call Japanese culture centrist by any means.

Notably have not banned ‘Nude Tayne’ who I played a round of Rocket League with. Strong pull.

He looks like a typical son of a bitch

When I was growing up gender reveals didn’t involve explosions, just a trench coat and a bus stop.

That wasn’t the problem with the 2016 movie.  ;)

Dial it back, Werner Herzog.

Eat shit moderate

Getting some good snark on Twitter

Obligatory:

I gotta say, I don’t understand what all the fuss about Amazon is about.

honestly the idea is whatever, but it’s nice to see a ‘kid independently makes viral video, turns into real job’ story*

*that being said i’m cynical enough to buy that this kid was probably the son of a hedge fund manager and, like, demi moore.

bikers are so corny. absolutely one of the lamest kinds of adult. 

Hey, Tron: Legacy gave us one of the best film scores of the decade.

What's the plan with these things? Keep making them until they finally make a good one?

I think that, no matter our differences, almost every single person on the planet all cheer if Jared Leto was fired into the sun.