I'd say you might enjoy Spider-man: Reign, but that story has a detailed explanation of how Mary Jane died due to radioactive sperm contamination giving her cancer. I'd love the idea of a more mature take on Spidey, but unfortunately the current editorial stance is that Spider-man is a kid's comic book for kids, and…

Although Spidey has been a physical adult since the 70s, he has been treated by Marvel's editorial staff as if he never aged out of Sophomore year of college. Look at the contemptible state of his relationship with Mary Jane, his refusal to allow his maternal figure to move on and die, his continuous issues with money…

As he sat pondering in his room I could practically hear him say aloud "It's almost like we're the bad guys or something."

Combine that with what is likely the most tepid, forced romance since Anakin and Padme and you've apparently got all the ingredients for a big budget Asylum film.

Seconded. It just seemed like all of the supposed world building was just the emotional guts of other, better action movies sewn in patches and painted over with a coat of Idris Elba. The vaunted giant robot fight fest was a fucking snooze, with half of the 4 total robots (not 30 something like people would actually…

Probably for the best. Pacific Rim was a solid idea but ultimately I think Del Toro focused too much on the fight scenes, so much so that it didn't even take until the movie was over for me to just resign myself to the fact that I paid 12 bucks to see an Independence Day knockoff with some godzilla sprinkled in.

Honestly the best thing this announcement did for me was to remind me of the West Memphis Three. Now there's an American classic.

(Paraphrased from his stint on PR: Samurai)
"My only true love is my sword, muramasa!"
Some other shit about honor and the way of bushido as well, probably. Seems like the dude took it pretty seriously.

Yes, let's all smugly turn our noses at the efforts of a bunch of perfectly nice musicians for daring to have more talent than us. God knows the world needs more of that.

Personally I never liked Bojack Horseman. I say this having not seen past the third episode of the first season, but I quickly grew wary of the show's naked attempt to insinuate itself into my good graces by virtue of having "hip" politics and characters going on annoying diatribes that were supposed to endear me to…

I got a Magic the Gathering vibe from the emotions, White Blue Black Red and Green seem to be pretty well represented here.

Good for them, I always wanted to see those two crazy kids work it out!

Well, she and Ivy have actually been a sort of off-and-on thing for years. Ivy keeps desperately trying to convince her that Joker is…well…the Joker, to middling levels of success.

I really wish Hannibal were still airing, I'd love to see Bernie Sanders as one of Dr. Lecter's patients.

I'm a pretty morose. miserable person, so it's no surprise that at the end of the day, my favorite part of this movie was watching Betty turn from a doe-eyed optimist into a desperate, embittered and heartbroken wretch.

An XCOM musical would be a lot of fun.

Why don't people understand, the This American Life crew is the set of jews who talk about stuff in *Chicago.*

You know something that's been pretty prominent in Ritter's performance (that we've seen) is some serious PTSD-face.

yeah, so far I've only ever read Expanded Universe fiction that implied anything other than Flash Gordon type stuff was going on in Star Wars films. I'm actually surprised they even mentioned Vader having kids, that implies that sex is a thing that can in the universe.

I had no idea Star Wars could be so…seedy.