YOU SHUT YOUR DIRTY WHORE MOUTH. THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE RED.

What? The orange and black dials are awesome you shut your dirty mouth.

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2G? Please. I get 4G in the turns all the time. My Pandora playlist hasn’t cut out once going around a corner.

I did the same google search and found the following:

That tattoo on the back of his leg had me fooled for a moment. I thought that the guy had a prosthetic.

Obligatory.

Needs more lessons.

Tan/brown + Plaid = Win

They’re tuned like a shopping cart from the factory. There’s nothing sporty about them, they just have oversized wheels and harsh suspension. They are sport-looking for people who don’t know what a fun car is. I have never been so disappointed by a test drive.

Hey, if it weren’t for porn, the internet wouldn’t be what it is today. Jalopnik.com would be just a boring, text-bast server board. We’d still be using a 300 bit per second modem to SLOWLY download your text based comments and raise hell if you caused the data transfer to lag while we downloaded a bitmap image of…

LOL.... you said traffic sucks. Looks like the chic in the video does as well!

Batman with a whip would be El Zorro.

That’s “Oh doe! The puns, they’re buck!”

It looks like he fought...

OK, this thing is pretty nuts and I like that, but my first question is how do you get out of it if it rolls?

Yes absolutely so real

Killing people is good for the environment.

I bet the guy who sent you that report is a fungi to be around....

This is all a smokescreen to hide Apple’s true target: Elio.