If only she’d been better prepared.

*quietly recalling all the times I rode in the back of our station wagon laying on the floor and wondering how I’m alive....

Bad bad bad

Yeah, but how could you possibly have a secular society with all those Muslims? That’s just liberal propaganda from the lametream media!

Sometimes, to preserve democracy it takes a military coup, and more! ...but you’re too freaky to understand that.

Quite frankly I hope it happens, and I hope the blood flows. They elected a fundamentalist authoritarian nutjob, now they get to reap what they have sewn.

*sigh*

It’s most likely a “Reichstag Fire” type of thing

Pretty much this.

Viper disagrees with you on big wings...

We have a massive nanny state here, hell the tolerance for speeding is 3km/h (1.8mph) most speed cameras are mobile and hidden (literally camouflaged or disguised as something else) as well as every police car (marked and unmarked) has one mounted and we also have heaps of point to point cameras. It fucking sucks to…

Enforce everyone to wear steel toed shoes. That’ll make everyone safer.

Yeah, but a Tesla van wouldn’t be practical for offroading and rock crawling the way the Tesla SUV is.

Hell is other people.

A child grieving the loss of his mother to cancer fights battles alongside a formidably watchful tree monster...

The multiplication of these various heroic legacies makes business sense as it broadens demographic appeal and seemingly suggests new directions for film adaptations as actors age or opt out of their roles.

How else do you keep seven tabs open and scroll through them all?

I CAN FEEL IT COMIN’ BACK AGAIN

I want a therapy Ewok. I want to cuddle an Ewok until I have a stroke form the cuteness, and die.