BMW nomenclature in summary:

I’ve been on that trail!!! on the way to mount Chumash in GTA V

If you pronounce Al Fassi in Portuguese it is exactly like the word for lettuce. Everyone here in Brazil would immediately start calling that car the lettuce car. It’s not a near pronunciation, it’s exactly the same.

More trivia!

I love it! Now to see it with luxury trim.

There were R33 GT-R 4-doors.

A fun family project.

Just popped in to pick a nit. The catalytic converter doesn’t filter or trap, it catalyzes. It provides a substrate that facilitates reactions that break down unwanted byproducts of combustion. Nothing is trapped in the catalyst, it is reacted to something less harmful and released.

That’s two weeks in a row that Black Flag has had to report that drivers have been brought to hospital in serious condition. Fuck.

That’s awful! I hope the improvement of status is a sign that it’s not too serious, well, as not serious as head injuries can ever be.

He said trouble, not murder...

I determine my interest in a car based on how much trouble I think I can get into with it.

I created the ultimate performance truck:

I hear you, but have you ever driven around on a crowded construction job site? There’s piles of stuff everywhere that’s between one and two and a half feet high which you really don’t want to run into, but you can’t see any of that stuff out the window if you’re any closer than twenty feet back because the fenders…

Why do you need to see anything anyway. Surely other cars, pedestrians, and even buildings and trees will flee before your massive manly truck.

All right! It wasn’t hard enough, i.e. completely fucking impossible, to see forward out of the standard Silverado with its vast, lofty Tibetan Plateau of a hood, so the geniuses at GM made forward visibility even worse. All that’s necessary now is to fill the windshield washer reservoir with black ink, so if you want…

Great. Another hole for the Brodozer set to stick a LED light bar into.

Is it just me, or does that entire nose of the vehicle look way too busy, like it’s trying to resemble a billboard in Blade Runner?

Fuck that sucks. These guys are the top levels of badassery.

Are you trying to kill them all???