For the sake of your soft tissues, you made a good decision. 

Well, if this guy can’t hook up, what chance do any of us have?

Justin Bieber’s performative Christianity bugs the hell out of me. Jesus said to visit the sick and the poor and the imprisoned, sure, but I feel fairly confident that he’d expect more out of Justin than singing in a prayer circle with inmates. How about a meaningful financial contribution to activists and reform…

“So, you’re saying you don’t go down?” the interviewer clarified.

You are wrong. Simply and categorically wrong.

I don’t think they’re going to 

Shelter Cat Update!!

As in the only generation that could afford them new? I’m still shopping and waiting on the right Viper. My heart was sold when I built my first GTS model in 1994. I saw one Mr. Papagiorgio cruising in a Viper in 1997 and that was the moment I knew I had to have one

Shelter Cat Update!

Jezebel posts increasingly feel like they’re just long form replies to a group chat full of inside jokes amongst the writers.  It’s dumb and tiresome and I wish I didn’t have to come here to read the comments I enjoy so much :/

ok but have you seen lizzo reading her gay taylor fanfic

Today is 100 days since I’ve had a drink and 100 days of doing yoga and meditation daily. I’ve been on a roller coaster of Big Feelings for 100 days, and I’m learning so much about myself and the world around me. I’ve never stuck to anything for this long in my entire life.

My husband found an appointment for a vaccine yesterday, for today! I thought, alright, this is my time to shine! I work in healthcare, and I know the ins and outs of the system, I’m going to find him an appointment! I helped my mom! Nope. He just hit refresh at the right time. Oh well, the important thing is him…

She sounds more mature than the adults I supervise.

‘I’m never buying your merch again. My daughter’s never watching you again.’

I was hesitant to allow my 6-yo daughter to be exposed to such a lifestyle (ever-present sequined hair bows), but the grace and honesty and courage JoJo has shown has been so impressive I’ve become a fan. She had to know so many moms would come for her with cruelty and she’s just living her life. Shame on them. What a…

My pet peeve is parents who line up around the bus stop idling in their giant SUVs waiting for their 4th graders to get off the bus so they can drive them the remaining 1 block to their homes.

People that don’t know how to use roundabouts.
I have 4 roundabouts within a mile of my house that I use daily, and the amount of people that get mad at me for using it (correctly) as a roundabout and not a stop sign is just out of this world.
Peoples rage at me includes tailgating, brighting me, cutting me off so I…

“Carnivores like Hogan are compelled to tell others: “To go around right now feeling so good, feeling like I have found the secret of life and not share it with people?” Hogan continues. “That feels just selfish.””

Why are we gatekeeping hair? Do we need to cancel bob ross for having a fro? Can we let people live their lives and not throw them in the people shredder at any little thing?