Game of the Year!

I skimmed it looking for any redeeming qualities... after I had done the exact same thing, I did not regert my vote.

I’m a cowboy...on a wood horse I ride.

Just tax gas

Neutral: 36 is the product of two squares and the most interesting age you’ll be for a while, from a purely numerical point of view.

1st Gear

“Donald Trump in heels” = Donald Trump. He just hides the high heels on the inside of his shoes.

This is the correct take. 

They should have used the appropriate force:  large caliber machine guns just to be sure. 

“WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT, WELFARE ABUSING, GOVERNMENT OVERSPENDING IS THIS?! A FUCKING MERCEDES IS DROPPING OFF MY MAIL?! I CAN’T EVEN AFFORD A NEW FUCKING KIA, AND I’M PAYING THAT ASSHOLES SALARY TO DRIVE A MERCEDES?! NO WONDER TRUMP WANTS TO KILL THE USPS, THIS IS BULLLLLSHIITTTTTT”

You guys are even voting for the worst twix ever. Nowadays they are so hard you can separate the cookie from the caramel. Back in the day, Twix were pretty decent (not great) but at least chewable.

Millenial here, and proud lover of candy corn. I’ve also ruined my Gen Z children because they will destroy an entire bag of Brach’s candy corn in 0.42 seconds flat. 

Honest question - why?  Both are salty and kinda briny.  What do olives bring to the table on that?  I much prefer pepperoni and something with contrast - pineapple or such.  

I, for one, am a big fan of the “Fiats in Fields” movement, and support them by way of a monthly contribution.

That Paycheck Protection Program cash isn't going to spend itself.

He was around mike pence recently without a mask so best case scenario they both get it, croak and new president Nancy Pelosi yanks the Barrett nomination

I don’t know. I think Autopilot is a good term. From what I know, planes can handle the boring part of flight with autopilot. But for stuff like taking off or landing, planes don’t have autopilot. Seems like with a Telsa autopilot across the Plains on I-40 is not a challenge, it’s hitting major traffic.

I’m no Tesla fanboy, but JESUS EFFING CHRIST, this “Autopilot isn’t really autopilot hur-dur” shit is exhausting, isn’t it?

For those who haven’t heard it and detest the slideshow on a computer screen, the lifehack is to narrow your browser window to roughly 1/2 to 2/3 screen and reload. Presto, a scrolling article!