Pray to your god and he will provide, right?

Admittedly I am a cynical bastard but I feel he just did this as his own dating/fucking ad. I'd be happy if I was wrong but it's the internet and he's probably just trying to get laid.

Has he driven drunk since? If not, one could argue that the threat from the first time was enough and it isn't needed to charge him with the crime. If yes,well,fuck that guy.

My car refuses to start in anything below -22F to protect itself, but I haven't gotten to test it out yet

Two of these stories seem to be how big business gets stroked off whenever and however they need. My goal is to become big business so I can keep shitting the bed by making poor business decisions or getting into bed with thieves and not have to pay any consequences.

Tell that beauty in the pics I said "Sup?" 

You can't trick me into clicking on a deadspin article!

Maybe your dog can become a shoeshine, if people are into getting their shoes licked clean by a dog, but I would not suggest holding your breath for that.

How does she not know what he's accused of but makes two cannibal jokes in the tweet? 

At least it wasn't a Lincoln commercial!

I love that said troll thinks that her having a man is the most important thing in her or any woman’s life, it is so stereotypical internet ‘alpha’

Feel free to give your sister my number, I yelled at the tv during this commercial that the bad service is a good thing considering the relationship is still a relationship. I think she and I will have fun shitting on commercials together.

I came here to agree with you, now I’ll read the article to verify you have the same questions I do!

I used to want to watch his show but his constant opinions on things he knows nothing about and unwillingness to learn about them made it untenable. Plus his jokes aren’t funny.

Hopefully we get a lot on his mouth kissing his son and him taking nearly a million dollars last year with the ppp loan. 

In a unsurprising news, bill maher saw nothing wrong with what armie hammer did because as he put it, “it was all consensual” wow he can’t tell the difference between consensual and emotional abuse.

You’d think he’d want to actually be in a good movie where he appears as Superman. As long as he keeps the Witcher coming I’ll be happy thought.

In every game I’ve played with fishing, fishing has been the worst part of said game.

It confuses me how this article didn't come out with the new Corvette and it's trash ass cockpit

You know how I know these candy maps aren't real, every single state isn't Reese's heart/egg/tree/ghost/mystery shape. Love the bitching that we as a collective can do though!