Is she my daddy or does she want me to be her daddy?

Still have never watched an episode but now I know that this year's bachelor is a dirty litterer

I feel entirely opposite, I abhore bone in meat, it’s 2021 and we(me specifically) shouldn’t have meat with bones anymore. Embrace the future!

BRING BACK THE DOUBLE DOWN YOU COWARDS*

Armie hammer twitter thread was linked in the comments by lisarowe, I'm pretty sure Chris evans doesn't have these skeletons...

They just naked bellyflopped into the water from a high distance, and to make it worse they were still vertical enough to have that water be pushed inside of them, the pain!

Agreed, look at that face, can do no wrong!

Being that I don’t know Kanye personally I cannot vouch for you not knowing him which leads me to believe you are sleeping with him since saying you don’t know him is exactly what somebody that is sleeping with Kanye covertly would infact say!

No thanks, I’ve tried onions and they disgust me!

I could totally believe he doesn’t have good mouth hygiene

She obviously doesn’t think she did anything wrong, it was a classic mix of non apologies and justification. Once she can understand that she fucked up I don't care if she only gets a slap on the wrist but if she doesn't want to take responsibility give her the max...

A dude with some college here, I too agree that Mr hawley is full of shit!

I would like to announce I,too, am not sleeping with Kanye West.

UGLY

The Viper is such an attractive car

Im glad I wasn't the only one who has no idea who these people are

Thanks to God Susan collins is sure Trump has learned his lesson!

I've always identified it as the taste of bad meat to myself, but to others just say it tastes like soap because that's what they know.

I can tell, they have the same face...

I guess that’s something. I got 10 dollars that all the white dudes looked like they auditioned for the same role too.