This:

1: You and your father can’t do maths

I’m probably not the first to post this, but I don't think the parents know their kids are assholes because the parents are infact the ones who raised the kids to be assholes.  Maybe I'm just pessimistic tho.

Christ the people that don't get the sarcasm are entertaining. I thank you for this more than I can express in mere words.

Child seats also 'expire' after something like three years. So it really is a non starter

Found the one person in the world who has never misspoken, she said something wrong realized she misspoke then tried to fix it, realized it wasn’t what she wanted then said exactly what she was talking about.

You're arguing with the wrong dude.

It's a Ford, that's why it's ticking, just a count down til it dies.

Powertrain issues, that’s what she gets for buying an FCA/Fiat vehicle...

The 1.4 L multi-air is pretty great tho.

I love Adam ruins everything! 

You claimed it in this comment:

So you want completely closed borders to any immigration and travel, and shoot on sight orders at our borders. That’s probably the way you get closest to Zero, even then I doubt you’ll get zero.(at least until it wrecks our economy then you’ll get people emigrating instead of immigrating)

Also I love the challenger!

Oh yeah that would have been cool, until nobody bought it because small cars aren’t cool. (I drive a 500 Abarth so I obviously disagree with that)

His new 2010 Challenger he bought 18 months ago? 

Completely agree,if it is bad enough, cancel everything. Days off for everybody!

As an Omahan and Nebraska fan, this is the first I've heard of Nebraska fans being pissed.

I Played both, I love both, I think Much of the joy in Playing spider man is the Web swinging.

He hit that raised pavement patch on the road. Bad scouting in their part.