Stacey is awesome. Neil Funk, however.............

I may have just not watched enough Van Gundy broadcasts to get that. Generally I just watch the local Bulls guys, who are entertaining (but also incredibly homerific).

Well, they're generally interesting tangents (especially the inexplicable Kirk Hinrich love), and I like that he dislikes Miami so....

Jeff Van Gundy is hilarious—-I'm hoping he doesn't get a coaching gig next year just so he can continue commentating.

The Kings have such a shitty fanbase too—-it made so much sense.

Right, they are talking about moving him to linebacker, though he would have to work on quickness...

It's the NFL team closest to his college (only a few hours). It'll be good for him to have that nearby.

They aren't in danger of competing for a Super Bowl any time soon because they're in the toughest division in the league, but they have a solid team and one of the best defenses around.

to be fair, that punter benched more than Clowney

or fede from fucking Marist

"Disruptive" gets me 31 uses for black players, and 2 for white players.

There are so many more trick free kicks like this that are better executed:

Well, if said female student were also a rapist and basically a demigod to most of the student population and surrounding population............

Touche.

I mean, he's bad at managing a franchise and he's a manchild who thinks his band is actually good, but he doesn't really come close to Sterling.

What would the KKK do with that money anyway? Run TV ads telling people to join up?

Gerrard will retire with no league title and that makes me happy.

That was a pretty terrible line. I generally can't come up with anything better when I want to be hyperbolic either though, so I can't say too much.

The glass pitcher not breaking was the strangest part to me.

I enjoyed it. And you did too, because it allowed you to play the Internet Too Smart for the Rest of You Commentator in response to the Internet Tough Guy Revenge Fantasy.

We're all just playing our roles.

Yeah, Noah is lucky a court was provided at all. Most away teams are only given access to a pit of raw sewage to run shootarounds.