Dude, just shut the fuck up.

If it was Carl, I seriously doubt they would lose any of their fans at all.

I had my backpack get soaked during exams in college, but little did I know that I had a pen that had leaked in some pocket. And all of that ink washed out of the fabric and was ALL OVER ME.

But unless you thoroughly wash them off they are still going to be covered in fecal matter, hepatitis, and other misc detritus.

I don’t know about the person you are responding to, but if I have to dress up, it’s honestly not worth going to. I pretty much despise anything slightly fancy though.

The path right there is like 20 feet wide, why are they even coming close enough to make contact.

It’s undoubtedly true, and it goes for white people too. I’m betting there are hundreds of thousands who have voted in the primaries who, I dunno, cannot name all 7 continents or who even know who their state senators are.

Thanks for inspiring me to donate another $250 to Bernie!

Sorry a real progressive doesn’t condone drone strikes and war.

Yep, sorry, your daughter is never going to be president. More likely she will be lower class, because there will be no middle class, and she will be paying college loans until she dies of old age.

That sounds like a really good reason not to base your livelihood on a product where your only recourse is calling an 800 number manned by CSRs who have no ability to do anything.

Yes, many people do, and they are all fucking morons.

I use Amazon to transfer my own DRM-free books to my Kindle all the time. It’s not just buying content from Amazon. So easy - I just send the .mobi file to my Kindle email address and it downloads to my Kindle without needing to plug it in.

Crunchy peanut butter/jelly is one of the best stir-in combos for oatmeal.

Before I clicked through, I thought this was going to be an article about a royal prince born under the sign of Taurus.

Actually, they are allowed to advertise using video on the sides of the kiosks which is expected to rake in tons of money.

Lived here almost 10 years now and I have never once had a problem with a cab.

One of those people you mentioned above will be dead by the end of the season finale.

It is fiction. Terribly bad shitty fiction.

Going to probably get a lot of hate but....