As someone who works in the law...the way the system is supposed to work (emphasis on supposed to because clearly this ish does not apply to everyone) is cops can only enter your private place of residence in the following ways in New York: a validly obtained warrant, residents consent to the entry, and exigent…

Yadda Yadda Yadda...Chris Evans is single. (That’s what I heard)

Female Thor is obviously a race traitor.

Except John Mayer’s dick.

Unless you’re John mayer, I guess

I’m currently in that line, the Idris Elba line...along with the Ryan Gosling line...Serge Ibaka line...so many lines..so little time.

Some people just need a break and help to get out of the revolving door of the prison system. Hope he turns this into a positive and doesn’t go back down the bad path.

Quick! Someone show him the current Marvel comics stuff!

HA!! While you all are fighting for a place in the Chris Evans line, I’ll be at the front of the Jason Momoa line. And I’m a straight guy too.

This is some bullshit. The whole point of being elected to local public office is to get out of DUIs. It’s wasted on someone who isn’t old enough to drink.

I know. But the kids are adorable, Monroe especially

He also thought that black guys in hoodies are always thugs. Just because you’ve been called a ‘spic’ doesn’t mean you won’t call someone a the n-word.

Yelling in the fucking Sonoran desert might prove more effective than walk through the door of this shell of a White house.

I don’t think he “likes” Obama so much as he is supremely jealous of him and desperately wants to “be like” him, but can’t admit that, even to himself.

And then we hop into the car and we drive down Pennsylvania Avenue together and we don’t even talk about it. Politics is amazing.

But he’s also touchy and insecure. Having someone disagree with him to his face would cause quite the commotion, I think. It’s not like they’ll be protesting in a crowd. They’ll be in a small group, talking to him face to face. He will not be able to pretend he didn’t hear what they had to say.

Tony, it’s a publicity op WITH YOUR EMPLOYER. It is not a time to engage anyone with personal opinions.

Fuck him. Next?

I never realized what actual narcissism and megalomania looked like before now. Hot damn, that’s a heaping load of denial. Just wait till President Bannon hears about this!