For a split second I thought it was Jeff Bezos in the top right.

I trusted you! You wear glasses!

Do they not recognize the Queen of Jordan?

Police departments don’t work with right-wing terrorist groups.

My gray hair comes in at my temples and makes me look like a tired Paulie Walnuts.

This is like a stupid version of 500 Days of Kristin and I’m here for it.

Seems Dr. Sanderson experienced an unconscious coupling.

The special counsel probably knows plenty about Stone that we don’t, but personally I wouldn’t even try to get Stone to flip. This is a guy who (allegedly) explicitly referenced Frank Pentangeli’s testimony from “Godfather II.” Ten bucks says that’s his favorite scene in the movie and would jump at the chance to do…

It’s funny that VLC is #2...the program that has an update every third time you start up.

“I want to burn your house down.”

Six months from now NEWGAWKER will announce its latest hire: executive editor and community manager Tomatoface. The bastard will have finally done it.

“NEWGAWKER” as if it’s going to be some incarnation of the New Yorker? Um.

I always hoped I would one day face death like Captain Ahab or Captain Hook, or General Woundwort but in reality, I doubt my fate will be anywhere near so glorious.

You forgot to mention that once the WALL is built no innocent white women or police officers will ever be murdered in America again.

If you(generic you, not personal you) take someone into custody, you are morally obligated to keep them sheltered, fed, and medically cared for.

Username checks out.

My vote is gas station chicken salad 

Holy shit, if you can’t trust football coaches & Catholic priests these days who can you trust?