What a fuckin momo.

ShootinPutin187

with our luck, he probably does a thousand squats every morning like Splinter’s American Psycho. His thigh muscles have thigh muscles.

Exclusively this.

yeah the world burns but you and everyone you love are still in it, bud

My phone FUCKING does that too! Wtf is this T9 predictive horseshit

I see it as the way he comes out with this shit. The press and promotion he makes irks me like a snake oil salesman but, also, as someone else said, “he hasn’t been wrong yet.”

Let alone the whole “they’re gonna take your guns” shit

Fuckin brilliant mate. Love to use Beaker any chance I get 

Or the time she wore a Joey Badass T-shirt 

This moment never falls to get a laugh. It never fails to be relevant. 

but wait HamNo is tomato face? hahahahahahahaha

I have a theory that if the NFL ever said “fuck you, we’re doing our own streaming service”, they would all go under

Holy shit, Zephyr Teachout is a person?! I thought it was a pro-education organization. I really need to go back and reread the stuff from yesterday now.

Worked great for the Enron guys

Too little, too late. Canon messed up years ago and can’t stop playing catch-up in the worst ways possible 

real fine line between the two

Hahahaha trottin down the driveway like a showhorse 

Scroll back up and click on the link marked “more complicated” in regards to this moment

It’s for legal purposes. We can’t give them the benefit of doubt