lol that was the log-in name

F U C K I N G - P L O T - T W I S T

his hair is phenomenal in this

lets start here

Wait aren’t these the same fucks who think calling out our shitbag fucking momo politicians is unjust???

looks like Christian Bale’s American Psycho audition tape.

Anybody got an office number for this fucking prick? 

THE CHAD WAS GREAT

White House was always thought to be haunted, right?

Great reference +5

They've *seeeeeeeeen* shit

He’s gonna live to be a 174, isn’t he?

I love how you combined Heartbreak Ridge and Hamburger Hill to make Donny’s ultimate military wet dream 

you’re mad at the wrong person. This was a marketing ploy from the beginning.

lol we’ve been about these parts for far too long now

its literally the definition of “you cant play chess with those who only wanna play checkers”

do you copy and paste this every time from previous articles or is it always locked and loaded in your clipboard?

why i haven’t been including the crotch chop or four in everything I do is beyond me

This is the second or third time recently some major tv personality said that same phrase, right???

aint that the fucking truth