yeah dawg, you’re one of the lucky ones. You fucking 1%, you

I really don’t get what the big deal is with self-driving cars — I’ve been driving autonomously with muscle memory for years

And how it’s gonna look for Chelsea in 20xx

Wooowww I misread this as IvanKA, not Ivana - what a wild ride that was for a second

I see no difference - what did you photoshop?

Wow holy hell I think you just cured my 16 year addiction to porn. Never gonna look at a butthole the same ever again

Football is literally the only thing keeping cable television afloat right now. If the NFL ever decided to go 100% only through their own streaming service, cable TV would go under

Do attack ads on TV do the same for you or no?

Is this Night Gawker???? Goddamn

GIVE

Mixed with a little Beaker from the Muppets?

And what are the chances that this motherfucker even then votes against it?

+ especially if said centerpiece sparks his existential question of “well... you know you’re wearing cotton, right”

Wow what a different time.

Man those super sonic gamma rays are hittin him hard these days

Oh hiiiiii Night Gawker, nice to see you again so early in the morning for a change

let alone why do they seem out of focus yet the signature & dragonfly are crystal clear?

This might be one of the best comments I’ve ever read

While I agree that we need to be aware of what they look like, my fear is that they are more daily wire and milo memes than they are Nigerian prince emails

The bigger picture is that they will say anything to backpedal. “I give them 6 months” is trump’s future way of passing the blame on to someone else. If you wanna fix something, fuckin fix it, don’t first say how it’s ruining our country and we need to be done with it when it clearly isnt the problem