Is this Night Gawker???? Goddamn

GIVE

And what are the chances that this motherfucker even then votes against it?

+ especially if said centerpiece sparks his existential question of “well... you know you’re wearing cotton, right”

Man those super sonic gamma rays are hittin him hard these days

Oh hiiiiii Night Gawker, nice to see you again so early in the morning for a change

let alone why do they seem out of focus yet the signature & dragonfly are crystal clear?

The bigger picture is that they will say anything to backpedal. “I give them 6 months” is trump’s future way of passing the blame on to someone else. If you wanna fix something, fuckin fix it, don’t first say how it’s ruining our country and we need to be done with it when it clearly isnt the problem

what the fu— hahahahahahahahahhahaha

lololol my favorite bad-lip reading video/joke of all time was their GOT one, where Tyrion slaps Joffrey, holds up his hand and goes “DID YOU KNOW THEY MADE IPHONES FOR BABIES? CAUSE I DO!”

Here here

It was amazing if you were 19 years old and on acid for the third time in your life hahah.

He has had to referred to MLK as that for FUCKING YEARS. That was not an accidental slip, that’s his go-to joke with his racist drinkin buddies.

dude that fucking clint eastwood face strain he’s got fucking KILLS me everytime I see it. I had to get up and walk away from technology for a few minutes to stop me from laughing earlier.

Sadly don’t think we’ll get THAT lucky today

FAKE FUCKIN NEWS IF THE SUPREME LEADER CAN WATCH WITH HIS NAKED EYES SO CAN WE

What he thinks is happening vs what’s actually happening

LOLOLOLOLOL I JUST REALIZED WHAT YOU PHOTOSHOPPED ON HIM. GREAT JOB but holy fuck, yeah we didn’t need to any of this hahah

In the wake of everything that’s going on, let’s maybe not give any more page clicks to their ad revenues than we already have....

10/10. Someone pull this guy outta the greys