Lol oh god the “oppression” they’re now facing

Yeah bruh, i had to get up and take a walk around the office

Okay but do they really though? Like how trump pretty much got up and said “fine; Nazis are bad. Kinda. See I said it. Ya fucking won’t stop annoying me about how I have to denounce them. I did. They’re bad”

HOLD UP COMPLICIT RACIST TURTLE BOI’S WIFE IS FUCKING ASIAN?!?!?!?

i knew that shit came from fox news the second I read his response, even without watching a frame of that station in years

Na it’s cause they’re white

He knows every single word he said. At this point, he’s the cheating boyfriend or girlfriend who has screenshots and other evidence right in their face, yet they still find ways to manipulate and deny

hey thanks for being there for those who need it most

lol I can’t wait for the gizmodo article: “CNN Graphics Editor who Gave Us 6-Panels Now fully Regrets His Discovery”

How exactly? I can’t remember the last time I saw commercials on any of those premium shows.

What in the everloving fuck did I just read about????

every time i think of that conversation, i immediately flashback to a dollying close-up of Henry Hill railing lines in Goodfellas

Yeah I forgive him. I always knew that shit was false, like not storing everything on your desktop or leaving silverware on the plate in the microwave. Pretty much why I’ve always used MacDaddy45 since my first ibook G4 for everything

What’s that thing the right accuses us of, where you perceive patterns and meanings in things bc you so want them to be there?

“Ninety-nine percent of property owners in San Francisco know what they need to do, and they pay their taxes on time — and they keep their mailing address up to date,”

Sorry mate the apocalypse is genius but Real Cucks of the Apocalypse just rolls off the tongue so eloquently

If kellyanne and tomi had a kid...

It fucking blows my mind. These leaks that have been coming out deal with their incompetency that I’m pretty sure that we the people have a right to know and critisize... by doing this, they’re literally just trying to cover their tracks and hide their mistakes.

Filmschool director 101

“und wun man had... 17 escape attempts! GROUP CAPTAIN THIS IS CLOSE TO INSANITY!”