jesus fucking savage hahaha

HEMORRHOIDS ARE A BITCH

my favorite was always the story of how Philip K Dick use to tell people how the FBI was after him, the size of his file, blah blah, then he dies and his kids get his file, turns out, it’s just as sparse as Prince’s.

wow

lolololololloolololl “i... don’t.... pay... for.... your.... gym membership.... for.... you.... to.... be.... laughed at....!!!”

goddamn, that’s exactly how i reacted too hahahaha well done

watched it on mute the first time and forgot what I was actually watching for the first minute and a half

it’s not Kanye’s work but check out The Life of Peder by Lido — made a 9 minute song out of samples from the whole album

still one of my favorite moments of reality TV

“Roto-rooter” hhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

hmmm nope. He may have been my grandpa but that didn’t stop him from watching Fox News everyday and being literally racist towards people who did nothing to him, while ignoring who was blantantly causing his “problems”. So pardon me for the hyperbole about not wanting to make things worse for us that you couldn’t…

My Poppop past away in June last year, and I tell ya, I miss him so fucking much but since November, I thank god he wasn’t alive long enough to become the man who voted for trump and fucked my future before leaving the earth

don’t forget those who write “20$”

ITS BEEN HOW LONG AND I STILL HAVE NOT FOUND A SUITABLE GAWKER REPLACEMENT. THIS IS ALL I HAVE LEFT.

if I sent you my drone time lapse, will you post it too?

drivin me up a wall too

God I wish the tables were turned and you had to flee a country bc of cartels threatening you and have to try to start over in a system that isn’t designed for you

Lololol entirely preventable, like you looking like a jackass with itchy google fingers when all you had to do was read the article

HE HIT THE FUCKIN LOTTERY

yes absolutely yes, I was once like you and then somewhere after the 4-5 episode, plot starts moving faster and faster and once that happens, the world and character building, as well as establishing the rules of their sense, pays off more because you’ll have a better foundation to understand just wtf is going on.